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TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007
- 10. Life is sexually transmitted.
- 9. Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
- 8. Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
- 7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
- 6. Some people are like a slinky: not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
- 5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
- 4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
- 3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
- 2. In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.